Medical Center Tips

Everybody likes vanilla. But sometimes you wanna try something a little different Maybe it's a special occasion. Maybe you don't want kids. Or maybe your religion doesn't let you have sex before marriage. Jesus never said anything about anal.  Thanks Jesus!Most people want to try anal, but here's two questions on everyone's mind:One: will it hurt? Two: will I get shit on my dick?Listen, stop being so anal about anal. It won't be a pain in the ass if you follow these simple tips. Step 1: find the butt Step 2: inspect her gadget.  Make sure there's no poop in there. She can do this by. . .  making sure rust is polished off the trombone. If she's super anal, she can use a home enema kit. These work by gently squeezing water into her butt until it runs out clear. It's like interrogating a terror suspect. Once you waterboard this asshole, you'll be sure it's not holding any secrets 

Step 3: lube it up To do this, you should use very very thick lube. Not spit.  Not soap.  Not water.  Not hair conditioner. You're not entering her but thole into the Westminster Dog Show. Just.  Lube.  And lots of it.  The absolute THICKEST lube you can find. I'm talking Robin Thicke. Step 4: warm up You can't cheat your date by skipping the appetizer before the main course. Without fore PLAY, you'll be lucky to insert your fore SKIN. Then, the only thing you'll end up banging is your fore HEAD. Step 5: enter the premises with care and delicacy It's like adding salt; you don't want to overdo it off the bat. Go slow, and add more when she's ready. At first, it might hurt. But remember, just like Donald Trump, the head is the thickest part. Once inside, things will start to feel a LOT more comfortable. Step 6: the lucky reciepient needs to relax the PC muscle What is the PC muscle?It's the least offensive muscle in the human body. She might feel like she has to poop, but you have to trust me here Help her relax.  She WON'T poop. . .  probably. If she does, don't worry. Neither of you will ever speak of this again. If you're the one giving the gift of anal, don't double dip the chip. You ever watch someone at a Super Bowl party dip a chip, bite it, and then dip again?No one likes that, and those are just snacks. When you're done, clean up with baby wipes, then look at yourself in the mirror. You did it, big guy. Give yourself a thumbs up. You just butt-fucked someone. Anal sex is kinda like that big red button that says "DO NOT PUSH. "You know you shouldn't, butt fuck it. Hey guys, make sure you subscribe to our channel. We're putting out a new video every single week in 2016. Then let us know in the comments a topic you want to see next.